Ordered the "classic Greek" gyro. Had seen the commercial with that big fluffy pita stuffed full of authentic-looking gyro meat, veggies and sauce. Yummy, right?
Uhmmmm...NO. What I got was a flat, greasy slab of bread, the stem end of two mealy tomatoes, some limp lettuce swimming in ranch dressing. And the meat? I'm thinking that might have been a muskrat. Or my neighbor is missing his cat.
And the sad thing is, I finished it. I was freaking starving after skipping lunch, so I ate it. And it's currently gnawing its way out my rectum.
Thanks, Arbys. You've got the meats. I don't know what critter they came from, but you got 'em!
Product or Service Mentioned: Arbys Traditional Greek Gyro Sandwich.
Reason of review: Bad quality.
Arbys Cons: Whatever that thing they call a gyro.